Tuesday, August 2, 2011

American DREAM

OK got it figured out !

I want to open an account with the Federal Reserve !

Need a loan to INVEST IN a new house, new car, new Harley, a new boat & enough cash to maintain them for a decade.

This will stimulate the economy ! Just what PRESIDENT OBAMA suggested !

I'll pay the interest on the loan with a home equity mortgage that I will qualify for once 1 miss the 1st 2 payments . This should be enough to cover all payments for the 1st 10 years . If I run short I'll just get a 2nd home equity loan !

This should create several jobs . I can also hire an illegal immigrant to take care of the yard & my wife will love me even more when I hire a house keeper for her !

Thanks PRESIDENT OBAMA SENATORS & CONGRESSMEN & CONGRESSWOMEN for teaching me how to reach the AMERICAN DREAM. When can I get with Ben Bernanke or Tim Geithner. Thanks again Kim Stalvey

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